The simple notion of this argument is meaningless, as waffles clearly come out as the winner in every scenario. Need a place to hold your sweet, syrupy goodness? Good thing that waffle has boxes, your syrup, butter, and other deliciousness fits right on there. Pancakes, on the other hand, lack the fine traits that make waffles so much better. If you want to apply some sugary goodness on that plain, inedible, piece of cardboard you've got to prepare to get messy. Now don't get me wrong, if you want to waste your time eating that garbage do as you wish, but I know in my heart and Seoul (S. Korea) that waffles are superior.

Humans may be a great fan of breakfast foods, but not all breakfast foods are created equal. Pancakes, while sometimes favorable, can be inconsistent; waffles, however, are perfect in every way, shape, and form, eliminating user error. A pancake is made from batter, but a waffle is made from the hopes and dreams of mankind. Waffles are better than pancakes because of their consistency and equally sized portions, among other things.

Variety:

Waffles can be made into pretty much anything, and aren't limited to batter. To make a waffle, all that is needed are two simple materials: a waffle iron, and food of some sort. If someone were tired of their flat, monotone flour waffles, then they would simply need to load the waffle iron with hashbrowns and, in no time, they would have a tasty hashbrown waffle. If they did not like hashbrowns, then it's a good thing that they've got that waffle iron: they can load it up with anything and, very shortly, they'll be able to eat the breakfast of their dreams!

Additionally, pancakes, while easier to spread butter on, are messy when the best toppings are applied. One of the highest authorities in the land of the American States United is the Original Pancake House; after all, they are the "ORIGINAL" house of pancakes, unlike some international versions you may see elsewhere. Their statement on the application of toppings is thus: "Thanks to the little square grid on both sides, you’ll never have any runoff of butter or syrup. The grid design, according to waffle junkies, makes them more acceptable for formal breakfast occasions. Sure, pancakes can soak it in, but most of the time, it ends up being a sticky mess!" ("Breakfast Face Off") If the original PANCAKE house favors waffles in this manner, surely all pancake lovers must convert to the great religion that is waffles.

Time & Preparation:

For some, waking up is a chore. Everyone hates their alarm clock and has experienced days when they are forced to rush to get to work or school on time. The major differences between pancakes and waffles are the amount of time it takes to make them, and how much work it takes to make them. On days when someone is running late, they often simply pop what they want into theirr waffle maker, turn it on, flip it once, and voilà; they can then enjoy the quickly made waffle. However, what if they were running late and instead wanted pancakes? They should be prepared to be late; pancakes require a large amount of time and preparation to make. It stands to mention that the hypothetical stranger has already messed up because they like pancakes more than waffles.

iHop:

If even the Supreme Authority on all foods breakfast, the  International House Of Pancakes, makes it a point to serve waffles, then they must be compensating for something. Maybe the "International House Of Waffles" was already taken? The main point is the fact that if a restaurant whose main marketing scheme involves pancakes, then why would they serve waffles? Well, the only logical answer here is that waffles are much, much better than pancakes. "They went there to eat pancakes," is what all the critics would say at this point, to which it can be explained thusly: iHOP has a reputation for serving pancakes, not waffles; however, they wish to begin serving waffles. After all, IHOP themselves say that "What’s golden brown on the outside and warm and soft on the inside? The one and only IHOP® waffles" ("Waffles").This is exactly what iHop is trying to do: Bring customers in with the promise of alright pancakes, but give them the opportunity to purchase even better waffles!

Portions & Calorie Counting:
Diets are not uncommon these days; therefore, it's a good thing that waffles, unlike pancakes, always have the same portion size when made in the same iron. All one would have to do is pour whatever they wanted into an already pre-set waffle iron, and their portions will always come out the same! This is helpful for counting calorie intakes for the day. On the other hand, trying to control portions and calories when making pancakes can be excruciatingly painful, if not impossible. Pancakes have no set size, so one can continue pouring pancake batter to make a massive slab of cardboard-tasting pancake, which could end up ruining the diet! It is advisable to use the easiest path to a wholesome and tasty breakfast; forgo pancakes and instead go with waffles.

Consistency:

When the waffle pops out of the waffle iron, it is guaranteed that the waffle will be of the perfect shape; circular in nature, but square on the side. Pancakes, however, come in many different sizes and forms; while some may be the perfect circle and consistency, others may be less circular, burnt, too bubbly, not sufficiently cooked, or other abnormalities. One bad pancake can ruin the taste of every other in the batch. Waffles, however, do not have this problem; the humble waffle is always perfection.

Pancakes, although tasty, pale in comparison to the great waffle. Waffles are consistent, pleasing to the eye, and topping-friendly, not to mention tasty whilst pancakes are neither of these previously mentioned important things. Next time you find yourself at a house of pancakes, whether it be international or original, do the right thing. Let go of the pancake; instead, choose the waffle.

Works Cited
"Breakfast Face Off: Pancakes v. Waffles - The Original Pancake House." The Original Pancake House. The Original Pancake House, 27      June 2015. Web. 03 July 2016.

"Waffles." IHOP. N.p., n.d. Web. 03 July 2016.

As your argument is sound, there is one major concern I must point out here:

To which I reply, If Head cannot even remember the name of the game we play, or even bother to spell it correctly, how can we trust his judgement on pancakes vs waffles?

And if that doesn't persuade you, then allow this:

Checkmate. I win.

EDIT: Muaha, editing your previous post I see? That's why I got a screenshot of your typo!

wtf o-o